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Hoochi Mumma
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Hoochi Mumma is a song by British girl band, Stooshe. It features on their debut album, London With The Lights On.

LyricsEdit

(Intro)

What can we do on this intro?

Es una puta sucia! [Spanish for "dirty whore"]

What! Check you out...Nice little bit of Spanish there Karis!

But what does it mean?

Basically it means, ooooooo...

(Verse 1)

She-e-ee's living in a council house,

Five bedrooms, three bathrooms and no spouse,

Aah, I know ya know what I mean, she's in love (yeah with the social),

Her-er-er kids are on the hand me downs,

And she's rocking a Boob jobby an' Tiffney,

Yea, "Got all the charms ain't snide got nothing" (Uurgh!) I know you know what I mean!

(Hook 1)

Short skirt, dirty flirt, hands down ya trousers,

As she gets ya wallet out (yea yea yea),

Kissing ya lips (woops),

Ya money slipped,

Run for cover,

She's about...

(Chorus)

Hoochi mumma mumma,

Gonna bang her bang her,

Hope you wanna wanna,

Be a baby father, na na na na na,

She got you trapped, ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha!

Hoochi mumma mumma,

Rinsing all ya dollar,

Should 'ave worn a rubber,

Duck! Nah you ain't gonna, na na na na na,

She got you trapped, ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha!

(Verse 2)

N-n-n-no never worked a nine to five,

No grafting, she's shafting the system,

What! I ain't got no time to work, ooooooo, ye-e-ee-ay,

She's like the local piece of brass,

The boys like her, she's all lycra and no class,

"You taking the mick? This is designer mate… See I'm so hot".

(Hook 2)

Man said drop me out,

Gotta be kidding if she thinks she's got it made (yea yeah yeah),

Couple more drinks now,

She looking fitter!

Watch out braaav, ya getting played...

(Chorus)

Hoochi mumma mumma,

Gonna bang her bang her,

Hope you wanna wanna,

Be a baby father, na na na na na,

She got you trapped, ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha!

Hoochi mumma mumma,

Rinsing all ya dollar,

Should 'ave worn a rubber,

Duck! Nah you ain't gonna, na na na na na,

She got you trapped, ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha!

(Verse 3)

Hoochie mumma yeah mickey taker,

Wanna be wag, ahhhh she couldn't be faker,

'Effin ya husband and guessing his wage,

Hollering monthly the day he gets paid,

She's the kind you'll see in "The Sun",

For shagging (ziiing) and robbing his mum,

What? No not robbing his mum, robbing with his mum Sue...Sue! Oh yeah Sue, I like Sue...

(Chorus)

Hoochi mumma mumma,

Gonna bang her bang her,

Hope you wanna wanna,

Be a baby father, na na na na na,

She got you trapped, ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha!

Hoochi mumma mumma,

Rinsing all ya dollar,

Should 'ave worn a rubber,

Duck! Nah you ain't gonna, na na na na na,

She got you trapped, ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha!

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